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Episode 22
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Canvas 2 Synchro - Ep22>

<08:30:12> Northy: Well, I got Canvas 2 ready to go.
<08:30:19> Willu: ok same
<08:30:26> Northy: We finally have a chance to finish that show tonight.
<08:30:33> Willu: northy> you can countdown
<08:30:43> Willu: CANVAS 2 IS GOING DOWN
<08:30:51> Fayt: Joy
<08:30:54> Willu: any predictions before we start ?
<08:31:11> Fayt: The little sister survived
<08:31:13> Northy: No, not really.
<08:31:22> Northy: Yeah, we already knew that from the preview, dude.
<08:31:35> Fayt: Dang
<08:31:39> Willu: Id say kiri and the guy end up together
<08:31:46> Fayt: Thought you might of forgotten
<08:31:50> Fayt: :p
<08:31:50> Willu: but thats more of inscribed in stone since the first ep
<08:31:50> Northy: How about this prediction: It will be boring.
<08:31:57> Willu: Fayt> I did forget about the accident
<08:32:02> Willu: shows how much i care
<08:32:09> Fayt: Heh
<08:32:27> Northy: Are all of you ready?
<08:32:30> Willu: yup
<08:32:33> Willu: ep22 loaded
<08:32:36> Fayt: Yeah
<08:32:45> Northy: Then we go in….

Quote: “Episode 22″

<08:32:46> Northy: 5 <08:32:48> Northy: 4 <08:32:51> Northy: 3 <08:32:52> Northy: 2 <08:32:54> Northy: 1 <08:32:57> Northy: TEH COUNTDOWN TO BORENESS IS IN IT’S FINAL STAGE! <08:33:26> Fayt: Crappy OP how I missed you <08:33:27> Willu: i feel like downloading this song <08:33:31> Northy: “Boreness”? <08:33:37> Northy: What was I thinking when I came up with that? <08:33:40> Willu: I have been successfully brainwashed <08:33:59> Fayt: Your sacrifice will not be forgotten <08:34:02> Fayt: :p <08:34:06> Northy: Willu, you should try the OP theme to To Heart 2. Man, that’s a god-awful song. <08:34:15> Fayt: *shudder* <08:34:19> Northy: Throw me A BONE! HAR HAR HAR. <08:34:27> * Willu sings karaoke <08:34:35> Fayt: Do not feed the animals <08:34:45> Northy: Do not eat the animals. <08:34:56> Willu: TENSION! <08:34:56> Northy: Do not wear the animals. <08:35:10> Northy: Hahaha, Will. That’s a good one. <08:35:14> Willu: please feel the tense situation, with our cheap electronic music <08:35:16> Northy: Tension? In this show? <08:35:34> Northy: “Since it’s your head, the injuries are nothing to speak of.” <08:35:46> Willu: “your injuries aren’t that serious” you were only hit by a car after all <08:36:13> Fayt: Pity it wasn’t a bus <08:36:18> Willu: OH NOES, SHES DYING, fulfill the her last requests <08:36:49> Northy: Wow. Before it was boring, now it’s depressing too. -_- <08:36:56> Willu: ROFL <08:37:00> Northy: Before, it was boring* <08:37:11> Fayt: The ep titles for this are so….:S <08:37:18> Willu: over the top ? <08:37:42> Fayt: “The Indigo daybreak” or whatever <08:37:44> Fayt: wah? <08:38:13> Northy: It’s “blame ourselves” day here at Canvas 2, and everyone’s invited. <08:38:27> Willu: yaay, will there be muffins ? <08:38:39> Northy: No, but there will be a boatload of angstcakes. <08:38:47> Fayt: Lots of girls to go around anyway… <08:38:47> Willu: mmm angst cakes <08:38:55> Willu: shinji’s special <08:38:58> Northy: Been through a lot? She took a car to the head. Nothing else. <08:39:14> Willu: northy> Im sure it was an improvement <08:39:28> Northy: Yeah. To get things moving, so to speak. <08:39:53> Willu: OMG, THE TOWELS!!! <08:40:27> Willu: “its okay, I was only hit by a car… let me get you some drinks” <08:40:28> Fayt: Isnt anyone going to stop her walking after she was hit by a car? <08:40:34> Northy: They’re all a bunch of idiots. <08:40:41> Willu: stupid Japanese hospitality <08:41:02> Willu: and now Eliss will walk around the corner and see these two comforting each other, NE <08:41:18> Fayt: Le gasp misunderstanding <08:41:23> Northy: His denseness is gonna tear a hole in the wall of reality. <08:41:40> Fayt: 3 <08:41:45> Northy: And who will just INCIDENTALLY overlook this, I wonder. -_- <08:41:46> Fayt: 2 <08:41:48> Fayt: 1 <08:41:51> Willu: MISUNDERSTANDING, ZMORG <08:41:54> Fayt: CUE ELIS! <08:42:17> * Willu giggles like a toddler because this show is so freaking predictable <08:42:23> Fayt: Wow that was unintentionally accurate :p <08:42:39> Northy: COME ON! SQUEEZE IT! <08:42:53> * Willu wonders why she blushed <08:43:09> Fayt: *shrug* <08:43:10> Willu: “Oniichan, turn of the pocking light” <08:43:16> Northy: O_O <08:43:21> Fayt: WTF <08:43:22> Willu: “Oniichan, sleep with me” <08:43:27> Willu: HAHAHAA <08:43:37> Fayt: XD <08:43:47> Willu: omg, hes going to <08:43:52> Northy: That’s one of those lines that never should be uttered. <08:43:56> Willu: ah this is dumb <08:44:08> Northy: If the girls come in and see this, I will chop off my head. <08:44:20> Willu: and i bet kiri sensei or someone comes and discovers them in the morning <08:44:31> Fayt: o.O <08:44:44> Fayt: This is going in all sorts of directions <08:44:49> Willu: “its with these hands that you felt up my ass” <08:44:51> Northy: “It’s with these hands that you beat me to a pulp when I didn’t ‘make your damn dinner’.” <08:45:27> Northy: Apparently, there was a “send in your drawings and win a prize” day in Canvas 2. <08:46:17> Northy: Hey, it’s SHOUTA-KUN! <08:46:31> Fayt: Who’s this loser? <08:46:33> Willu: i bet Eliss would have preferred it if her onichan bought her some underwear <08:46:50> Willu: Fayt> some random who had a crush on her <08:47:09> Fayt: Riiigghht <08:47:14> Willu: bingo <08:47:35> Northy: *SCHPLORTZ* <08:47:52> Willu: BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK! <08:48:35> Willu: HAHA <08:48:37> Willu: pwn’d <08:48:45> Willu: go the noobs <08:48:58> Willu: not like this is a surprise FFS you dense moron <08:49:06> Northy: They didn’t KNOW already? <08:49:19> Willu: OMG WTF HAX <08:49:49> Northy: Huh? Who was that again? <08:49:51> Fayt: Should they be allowing her to , you know, walk? <08:50:01> Willu: she only hit her head on a car <08:50:16> Northy: Ah… it’s HER! I didn’t recognize her without the huge-ass braid. <08:50:22> Willu: being run over isn’t a big deal in Japan…. <08:50:32> Fayt: Apparently <08:51:19> Fayt: Is she allergic to red or something? <08:51:38> Willu: no , its just angst <08:52:17> Fayt: oh here it is, a little later than normal but I’m sleepy now <08:53:28> Willu: minachan ha baka desu ne <08:53:53> Willu: “well we did sleep together last night” <08:53:58> Northy: Oh, suuuuure. <08:54:17> Willu: “but i still only think of you as a brother” <08:54:35> Fayt: Of *course* she does <08:54:52> Willu: NA NA NA <08:55:11> Fayt: Come on everyone, you know the word! <08:55:13> Northy: Whoa. That’s one down, two to go. <08:55:23> Northy: We’re soon DONE WITH CANVAS 2!!!!! <08:55:28> Northy: OMFG! <08:55:32> Fayt: *groan* another hour of this… <08:55:44> Northy: 45 minutes, actually. ^^ <08:55:49> Willu: NA NA NA <08:55:53> Northy: NA NA NA <08:55:54> Willu: NA NA NA <08:55:56> Fayt: Meh I round up <08:56:00> Willu: NA NA NA <08:56:06> Willu: NA NA NA <08:56:35> Willu: ZMORG, ELLIS YOU SUCK <08:56:48> Willu: YOU AND YOUR STUPID ONIICHAN <08:56:59> Northy: Especially in this show. <08:57:01> Fayt: He…still….hasn’t…..chosen!? <08:57:15> Willu: END

Canvas 2 Synchro - Ep23>

Quote: “Episode 23″

<09:31:19> Fayt: 5 <09:31:22> Fayt: 4 <09:31:24> Fayt: 3 <09:31:25> Fayt: 2 <09:31:26> Fayt: 1 <09:31:39> Fayt: WHO WILL HE COOSE!? <09:31:46> Fayt: ^choose <09:31:48> Fayt: >.> <09:31:54> Northy: CTRL+C your opening line, Fayt. <09:31:56> Willu: Im betting its the hamster <09:32:04> Northy: “WHO WILL HE GOOSE?!” <09:32:08> Willu: lol <09:32:42> Fayt: Well that also works <09:32:43> Willu: no i know, in ep23, another character will come in, and it will be revealed that he made a childhood promise to marry her <09:32:53> Fayt: Bleh <09:33:02> Willu: and in ep24, he decides hes gay and elopes with Shonta Kun <09:33:11> Fayt: XD <09:33:13> Northy: “Honey bee (Yuria)”…… <09:33:23> Northy: That name is wrong on so many levels…. <09:33:27> Fayt: That would at least be unexpected <09:34:26> Willu: “Eliss ran away in a pout because i was talking to Kiri” <09:34:40> Northy: Wow. The biker chick. <09:34:47> Fayt: Finally <09:35:26> Willu: if Eliss goes to France, she will meet her long lost brother and fall in love with him <09:35:59> Northy: What’s this? Penis street? <09:36:03> Willu: poor Eliss… doomed to an incestuous relationship <09:37:03> Northy: Well, this is freakin’ Canvas…. <09:37:11> Fayt: Could they have picked a more boring thing for the main characters to do? <09:37:43> * Willu feels like falling asleep <09:38:15> Fayt: Wait <09:38:27> Fayt: She’s the biker chick?! <09:38:33> Willu: yes <09:38:59> Fayt: Bit young ain’t she? <09:39:20> Fayt: Yeah so I can get her out the way <09:39:24> Northy: Everyone here looks freakin’ 16. <09:39:31> Willu: this is japan, where girls ask to sleep with their oniichan <09:39:37> Northy: KURISUMASU! <09:40:21> Willu: KIRI or ELISS, THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME…not <09:40:36> Fayt: Snore <09:41:13> * Willu wonders what the point of dragging out this series is <09:41:36> Fayt: To help parents put their children to bed? <09:41:54> Northy: Or put them into a coma, so they can cash in insurance money. <09:42:06> Willu: I have decided.. when the dvd of this show comes out, i am going to go down to the local anime dvd store….with a shotgun, and shoot anyone that attempts to buy it <09:42:10> Northy: *burp* <09:42:22> Willu: 0_O <09:42:23> Northy: Whoo. <09:42:45> * Willu wonders why the nudity is in the ad breaks and the ED <09:43:02> Northy: Well, the show’s gotta have SOME nudity, right? <09:43:26> Northy: Japan, the land of the meddling strangers. <09:43:32> Willu: lol <09:43:53> Northy: Pierre, the stereotypical Frenchman. <09:44:09> Willu: if hes wearing tights and a beret i’ll laugh <09:44:29> Fayt: I’ll do more than that <09:44:30> Northy: And he’ll carry a French pan under his arms at all times. <09:44:46> Northy: And don’t forget the pinstripe sweater. <09:45:12> Willu: they have sex and get pregnant <09:45:19> Willu: thats the conclusion <09:45:35> Fayt: Wait, back up <09:45:45> Fayt: That woman didn’t even know who he was?! <09:45:49> Willu: HAHA <09:46:16> Fayt: “Stay over night” Oh ho ho ho <09:46:26> Willu: Kiri: “i got you your Christmas present, you’ll have to wait until the day to find out what it is” ho ho ho <09:46:45> Northy: “No, I’m going to wear them myself.” <09:46:49> Willu: lol <09:46:59> Fayt: Cause I’m so cool <09:47:04> Willu: he said “girlfriend”…. <09:47:06> Willu: OMG <09:47:07> Northy: “That’ll be 50000 yen, Mr. Ghey.” <09:47:25> Willu: “OKITE ONIICHAN!” <09:47:43> Fayt: She secretly ordered it in <09:47:50> Willu: heh <09:48:21> Fayt: Pity it isn’t <09:48:23> Willu: head > desk…. Head > desk… <09:49:06> Northy: Not much left now. <09:49:07> Northy: BE STRONG! <09:49:18> Fayt: Why was the camera focused on her ass the whole way? <09:49:25> Willu: because thats what hiroki was checking out <09:49:36> Northy: Yeah. A pair of really tacky earrings. <09:49:38> Northy: Wow. Air Gear waitresses. <09:50:09> Northy: That’s what we call a vague hint. <09:50:23> Willu: its a loli santa elf… CAPTURE IT <09:50:26> Fayt: He’s taking life advice from someone 3 ft tall >.> <09:50:29> Northy: SQUASH IT! <09:50:42> Fayt: Whack-an-elf! <09:50:48> * Willu giggles <09:51:27> Willu: where is tessa-clone flying again ? <09:51:49> Fayt: Who cares, shes out of the series isn’t she? <09:51:55> Willu: heh, true <09:52:18> Northy: Oh man, leave it up to Canvas to have a song for the occasion. -_- <09:52:27> Northy: The pinky promise theme song. <09:52:48> Willu: omg, its building up to a cliff hanger <09:52:51> Fayt: Hey Azumaria! Oh wait <09:53:00> Northy: *shrug* Not bad. <09:53:15> Northy: Totally inappropriate for this show. <09:53:22> Willu: that is so stolen from a cd <09:53:30> Willu: NA NA NA <09:53:31> Northy: GAH! <09:53:35> Willu: NA NA NA <09:53:46> Northy: WHY THE HELL DID THEY CUT THE ONLY DECENT THING ABOUT THIS SHOW RIGHT AT THE START?! <09:53:56> Willu: well that was an abrupt change of scene <09:53:56> Fayt: Guitar solo! <09:53:58> Northy: *headanvil* <09:54:06> Northy: *repeatedly* <09:54:16> Fayt: Here let me help you *swings hammer* <09:54:28> Northy: *takes hammer head-on* <09:54:31> Northy: NA NA NA <09:54:32> Willu: this ED is depressing <09:54:32> Willu: NA NA NA <09:54:37> Willu: NA NA NA <09:54:43> Willu: all the stupid nudity <09:54:44> Willu: NA NA NA <09:54:46> Northy: No, it’s not. It’s signaling the end of an episode. <09:54:54> Willu: true <09:54:55> Northy: It’s the HAPPY HAPPY FUN TIME! <09:55:05> Willu: WITH LOTS OF NUDE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS <09:55:15> Fayt: Then we remember that there’s yet ANOTHER ep after this <09:55:22> * Willu cries <09:55:37> Northy: Yeah, but only ONE! <09:55:39> Fayt: I never thought I’d hear those words

<09:55:44> Willu: END
<09:55:54> Fayt: “Final Episode”
<09:55:55> Northy: Haha. We’re done soon. Soon, it shall all be over.
<09:56:04> Northy: THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE!
<09:56:17> * Willu wonders why there are only 5 colours in their tily drawn rainbow
<09:56:19> Willu: YOU SUCK
<09:56:36> Northy: I think I speak for everyone when I say that we’ve been waiting a LONG time for this moment.
<09:56:46> Northy: Especially around 23 minutes after this moment.
<09:56:47> Fayt: Far far far FAR too long
<09:56:55> Willu: i still can’t believe we watched all of that
<09:56:56> Willu: ~)~
<09:57:05> Willu: man we are truly bored
<09:57:14> Willu: both before and after
<09:57:22> Fayt: This show is very good at doing that
<09:57:24> Northy: It’s the last hurdle. Let’s give it our best…. or something.
<09:57:30> Fayt: Gambatte!
<09:57:32> Willu: ok
<09:57:36> Willu: everyone ready
<09:57:40> Northy: Yes.
<09:57:41> Fayt: Yup
<09:58:11> Fayt: Who’s counting?

Canvas 2 Synchro - Ep24 - Final Episode>

Quote: “Episode 24″

<09:58:12> Willu: 5 <09:58:14> Willu: 4 <09:58:16> Willu: 3 <09:58:17> Willu: 2 <09:58:18> Willu: 1 <09:58:21> Willu: WHO WILL HE CHOOSE, IS IT EVEN A SURPRISE? DO WE REALLY CARE? <09:58:32> Northy: Ask, and ye shall receive. <09:58:57> Fayt: Recycled footage FTW! <09:58:58> Northy: The new opening theme. <09:59:00> Willu: this is so random <09:59:12> Willu: i feel like this must be a major arc in the game <09:59:25> Willu: and they’ve just plopped it into place in the anime <09:59:26> Northy: YO HIGH FIVE, HOMEY! <09:59:42> Northy: NO EMBARRASSING LINES ALLOWED! <09:59:44> Fayt: Hazukashi serehu Kinshi! <09:59:54> Northy: Hehe. <10:00:00> Northy: Synchro thought ahoy. <10:00:04> Northy: GAH! <10:00:54> Fayt: As of next year, I’m a real teacher *sparkly eyes* <10:01:19> Willu: as of next year i will have forgotten this show ever existed <10:01:22> Northy: Byoing? <10:01:25> Willu: ah…. sweet sweet bliss <10:01:54> Fayt: He’s a harem lead of course hes a nice guy <10:01:57> Northy: Work harder, slave. <10:02:26> Northy: AAACK! <10:02:26> Willu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <10:02:28> Fayt: Pantsu! <10:02:37> Willu: loli pantsu <10:02:46> Northy: I was NOT ready for that. >_< <10:02:48> Fayt: That was unneeded! >.< <10:02:57> Willu: hmm and just now my tummy starts feeling like spewing up <10:03:01> Northy: Granted, I’m never ready for things like that, but… you know what I mean. <10:03:01> Willu: i wonder why <10:03:14> Fayt: Humph lure US into a false sense of security will you Canvas <10:03:38> Willu: wtf <10:03:43> Northy: O_o <10:03:54> Northy: That was just a wee bit creepy. <10:03:57> Willu: yes <10:03:59> Willu: quite <10:04:06> Fayt: o.O <10:04:18> Fayt: That girl is messed up <10:04:53> * Willu wonders wtf <10:05:31> Willu: i have a bad feeling in the pit of my heart <10:05:45> Fayt: And now the taxi gets hit by a train <10:05:48> Northy: Well, you got some hard choices to make now, sonny boy. <10:05:54> Willu: my uber bad spider sense is tingling <10:06:26> Fayt: Lemme guess, he’s gonna go after Elis <10:06:27> Willu: its like Az’s kancho sense <10:06:36> Northy: Words like that should never be uttered. <10:06:37> Willu: i suspect this show is getting ready to kancho us all <10:06:42> Northy: Not in that context, at least. <10:07:13> Northy: “I’m going to paint the out of this show.” <10:07:17> Willu: lol <10:07:22> Willu: <10:07:31> Willu: eliss was looking different there <10:07:51> Northy: *sigh* I just wish the synchro session was language free. <10:07:57> Northy: The thread, I mean. <10:07:58> Willu: if Hiroki ends up with Eliss…. i am seriously going to be pissed <10:08:17> Fayt: That would just be >.< <10:08:19> Fayt: ^would <10:08:33> Willu: it would be the final kick in our brains <10:08:42> Willu: wtf, was Eliss there ? <10:09:16> Fayt: Obviously Elis is blind <10:09:29> Willu: and deaf <10:09:56> Fayt: Is he REALLY THAT THICK?! <10:10:02> Willu: yes <10:10:03> Northy: And then, there was more crying. <10:10:31> Fayt: Sensei agony aunt <10:10:53> Willu: mm Eliss didn’t take the coat with her <10:10:57> Willu: thats a good thing <10:11:18> Fayt: She might be doing very weird things otherwise :S <10:11:25> Fayt: as we saw earlier <10:11:25> Willu: yeeeees <10:11:35> Northy: *yaaaaaawn* <10:11:51> Willu: wtf… is everyone in the same pocking hotel ? <10:12:04> Willu: my coincidence meter just cracked <10:12:06> Fayt: Bastard, you stole my line! <10:12:12> Fayt: :p <10:12:22> Fayt: ACK! <10:12:28> Northy: Ack! And here I thought I didn’t have to listen to the OP theme this time. <10:12:31> Fayt: Just as I thought we were spared <10:13:08> Fayt: Go on! Chance the tracks! <10:13:26> Fayt: The electrical current isn’t THAT bad <10:13:40> Willu: Kiri: Sensei, I love you !” <10:14:13> Fayt: That would just send me over the edge… <10:14:20> Willu: where is tomoko going ? <10:14:37> Fayt: Like I said last ep, who cares <10:14:44> Willu: so Eliss is catching a train to France… <10:14:46> Willu: mwahaha <10:14:54> Fayt: From…Japan… <10:15:31> Northy: I bet this kind of thing never happens MID show. <10:15:51> Northy: Wow. Bikier chicks FTW. <10:15:54> Northy: Biker* <10:16:00> Willu: “touch me harder” <10:16:13> * Fayt laughs <10:16:13> Northy: “Wow. Watch your hands, buddy.” <10:16:48> Willu: make the elves stop talking <10:16:51> Northy: “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! WE GET IT!” <10:16:58> Willu: WACK THE ELF <10:17:36> Northy: HEY! WHAT THE…. <10:17:37> Fayt: O_o <10:17:39> Willu: stop talking and prolonging my agony, already… <10:17:44> Willu: HEAD <> DESK <10:17:50> Northy: Wow. Her voice really carries. <10:17:51> Willu: OW that hurt <10:17:51> Fayt: Repeat <10:18:06> Northy: She’s got her own internal PI system. <10:18:08> Willu: now i have a bruise on my head, and its canvases fault <10:18:36> Fayt: Keyboard - Face Repeat until this is FINALLY done! <10:18:55> Willu: ytghjfkyhj <10:18:59> Fayt: *thwump* <10:19:12> Fayt: Thats it! Kill me <10:19:20> Fayt: I can’t take it anymore <10:19:28> Willu: FFS GET ON WITH IT <10:19:44> Northy: And so it went….. <10:19:59> Willu: tomoko is red ? <10:20:04> Fayt: That they took even LONGER to finish this crap <10:20:09> Northy: Huh? <10:20:20> Willu: WHAT THE <10:20:35> Northy: Did she just…. <10:20:39> Fayt: WHAT…THE…..…WAS…THAT?! <10:20:41> Willu: die ? <10:21:06> Willu: its almost like Eliss decided to stay in Japan <10:21:15> Willu: and tomoko went off by herself <10:21:18> Fayt: Please god no <10:21:23> Willu: and then died on the plane or something <10:21:26> Willu: meh <10:21:29> Willu: i care not <10:21:41> Northy: … or not. <10:21:48> Northy: Stupid Canvas. <10:22:02> Willu: YOU ERS <10:22:03> Fayt: 0.0

<10:22:18> Northy: Good grief.
<10:22:30> Fayt: NOT RIGHT!
<10:22:54> Willu: well thats finally finished
<10:23:02> Fayt: Okay let’s get this straight
<10:23:07> Northy: My god, that was an aggravating ending.
<10:23:09> Willu: and that was seriously screwed up
<10:23:38> Willu: Eliss stays in Japan, and she and oniichan go back to the hotel and have sex
<10:23:45> Willu: at least thats what Im assuming
<10:24:08> Willu: based on the Eliss + Hiroki naked in bed under sheets
<10:25:55> Willu: bah i still can’t believe he ended up with Eliss ~_~
<10:26:03> Northy: Well, I got a hell of a lot of editing to do now.
<10:26:05> Willu: that aint right
<10:26:21> Northy: Who are we to stand in the way of Japan’s sibling-erly love. -_-
<10:26:26> Fayt: Obviously cousins banging like rabbits is fine in Japan
<10:27:48> Fayt: I just realized… I don’t have anything decent to watch, to erase these horrible memories
<10:31:57> Northy: Well, goodbye, Canvas 2. You shall never darken my HD again.