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[22:12:27] Shin: Soul Link? does anyone remember wtf the first 2 eps were about? :))
<22:12:36> Fayt: Ummm, not really
<22:12:41> Northy: Breast grabs in space.
<22:12:55> Shin: ah! t’was the Stellvia thing and the older brother?
<22:13:00> Northy: Yes.
<22:13:03> Shin: and some chick with guns?
<22:13:13> Fayt: Ohhh yeah, now I remember
<22:13:14> Shin: ah, okay then…
<22:13:17> * Shin rolls eyes
<22:13:52> Willu: soul link it is ;D
<22:14:10> Willu: Fayt can do countdown

Quote: “Episode 3″

<22:15:43> Fayt: 5 <22:15:45> Fayt: 4 <22:15:47> Fayt: 3 <22:15:50> Fayt: 2 <22:15:52> Fayt: 1 <22:16:00> Fayt: Space breast Grabs!! <22:16:13> Northy: “In space, noone can hear you molest…..” <22:16:40> Willu: “Feel the shape of the breast, luke!” <22:16:53> Fayt: *yawn* This OP sucks more and more eveytime I hear it <22:17:06> Willu: BREAST GRAB <22:17:07> Northy: And the animation — in the OP theme, even — is lame as well. <22:17:09> Shin: otoh “what in blazes…” - appropriate way to start this anime <22:17:29> Shin: is that even animation? <22:17:34> Fayt: Heh, even the subbers think it’s stupid <22:17:41> Northy: I like the space station design, though. Looks like a giant kegger. <22:17:52> Northy: Near miss alert? <22:17:58> Fayt: Oh yeah they were under attack huh? <22:18:03> Northy: Since when did alerts need to be THAT specific? <22:18:14> Northy: “Boobie grab alert.” <22:18:20> Northy: “Slap on face alert.” <22:18:29> Fayt: Shower! <22:18:30> Willu: woot for english <22:18:42> Willu: its a red alert, time for a SHOWER <22:18:44> Shin: she STILL has time for a shower <22:18:47> Northy: Yay for strategically placed mist. <22:18:52> Fayt: Sweet jesus, shes very well endowed for someone her age <22:19:04> Northy: Yay for brute force. <22:19:12> * Willu wonders why you can see the terrorists nipples through her top <22:19:39> Fayt: I’m surprised you can’t see that womans nipples as well <22:20:09> Willu: Their computerss combat stratigic computer seems to be running some form of tetris <22:20:12> Shin: they evacuate just like that? for one ship? <22:20:18> Northy: Eh? Was this one of those “Don’t speak unless spoken to, bitch” moments? <22:20:43> Northy: “The men can speak freely, but you, woman, can not.” <22:21:28> Northy: Also, it would help if we knew exactly WHY the space station is under attack. <22:21:29> Fayt: Oh yeah his voice was rreeaaall calm… <22:21:35> Shin: man, that is cheap animation O.o <22:21:35> Northy: At least a SMALL inkling. <22:21:58> Willu: Attention all Passengers. We are evacuatung the Station for no reason at all, so please rush around madly an d don’t miss your shuttle down or you may or may not be killed. Thankyou and have a good day <22:22:22> Shin: And we don’t have any defences. We are on a low budget. <22:22:41> Willu: OMG, its a PROMISE! that is SET in STONE! <22:22:44> Northy: Oh, it’s mr. Knowitall. <22:22:45> Fayt: Oh god it’s him <22:22:55> Shin: yay! underware! <22:22:58> Fayt: That line was badly placed… <22:22:58> Shin: that was not random at all <22:23:02> Willu: this can’t be good <22:23:20> Northy: Sub commander? On a space station? <22:23:39> Shin: and what exactly is her duty as a student? to run for her life? <22:23:42> Northy: Almost everyone here’s is in a constant state of whine. <22:23:47> Willu: lesson 247 in running a space station: do not choose a person named dandy for your sub commander <22:23:53> Shin: and is everoyne undressed as well? <22:24:05> Fayt: Ooo shades of Metal Gear Solid <22:24:17> Northy: Shades of idiocy, I’d say. <22:24:27> Fayt: Well that as well… <22:24:34> Northy: “Yes, we need to close this apparently unimportant person in her locker for no reason.” <22:24:58> Northy: “Your giant hooters are suspicious.” <22:25:00> Shin: what are they doing at a time like this? ..let’s see… showering? boobie grabbing? <22:25:17> Fayt: Her sense of direction seems to be somewhat flawed <22:25:18> Northy: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. <22:25:23> Shin: she is sooo not suspicious… <22:25:24> Willu: “okay, i’m going to have to inspect those hooters of yours” <22:26:02> Northy: This show doesn’t know the concept of buildups in the slightest. <22:26:11> Shin: this show has zero sense of tension <22:26:14> Willu: or subtlety <22:26:19> Fayt: Or general sense <22:27:08> Northy: Now, THAT’S the truth. It certainly “doesn’t look good”. <22:27:19> Fayt: Random ass shot <22:27:21> Willu: OH NOES, WE ARE TRAINED MILITARY PERSONAL, BUT AT ONE SHAKE OF THE FLOOR WE ALL SCREAM LIKE GIRLS <22:27:29> Northy: They ran out of uniforms when it was her turn, eh? <22:28:20> Willu: so much for “don’t fire unless you have to” <22:28:42> * Willu wonders wtf <22:28:44> Northy: This is the sorriest excuse for action animation I have ever seen. <22:28:47> Shin: man, that was beyond lame. the Sormtrooper Effect, huh? <22:28:54> Willu: oh noes, i accidentally killed everyone <22:28:56> Willu: GOMEN <22:29:12> Shin: “it’s not my fault. they tried to save their lives” <22:29:21> Fayt: They shot first! <22:29:23> Northy: if she becomes one of the protagonists later on, I shall have to start hating this show. <22:29:30> Willu: yes <22:29:33> Northy: I mean REALLY hating it. <22:29:39> Shin: Northy, start? <22:29:50> Northy: Yes, REALLY! <22:30:01> Northy: Right now, I’m just irritated at it. <22:30:11> Willu: lol at the characters standing in two lines talking to each other <22:30:22> Shin: This has no redeeming features. None. <22:31:09> Shin: “calm down”? she was toneless to begin with <22:31:10> Northy: it has no features at all. That’s the problem. <22:31:21> Northy: Things just happen. <22:31:28> Fayt: They all speak in monotones <22:31:29> Willu: the superior officer critisizes someone for violating orders, and the stupid woman is told to calm down <22:31:35> Shin: People just appear <22:31:38> Willu: damm woman and their emotional outbursts <22:31:47> Fayt: “Emotion is NOT part of the military!” <22:31:51> Willu: <22:32:01> Northy: Well, that’s too damn bad. <22:32:12> Northy: Because I would REALLY like an explanation at this point. <22:32:29> Willu: northy> some people have guns. they are bad <22:32:35> Fayt: *whispers* Dude there are no remaining personel <22:32:35> Northy: In fact, Soul Link, you better goddamn provide one within the runtime of this episode. <22:32:37> Shin: wow. armored terrorists. surprise! they are too strong for the military on a space station! <22:32:38> Willu: some other people are good <22:33:09> Fayt: Use C4 I dare you <22:33:19> Northy: Hey, someone is sobbing in there. There’s no need with the guns, idiots. <22:33:32> Willu: they might havea grenade! <22:33:43> Fayt: Notice she is STILL in her underwear <22:33:46> Northy: “We must be mentally prepared against a sobbing dork in a locker.” <22:33:47> Willu: ~_~ <22:33:47> Shin: more ass . <22:33:56> Shin: gah! <22:33:57> Willu: and camel toes <22:34:04> Shin: the clothes were evacuated too <22:34:08> Willu: ROFL <22:34:10> * Northy groans. <22:34:11> Fayt: That line sounded so WRONG! <22:34:33> Northy: Well, sure. Standing amongst lots of lunatics with machine guns is SOO much better. <22:34:40> Willu: no, we won’t lock you in a locker, we will justshoot you with a gun if we want too <22:34:43> Shin: NOW! she noticed she is half naked <22:35:05> Willu: and she was standing in that locker for at least 30min <22:35:08> Northy: They’re all a bunch of morons. <22:35:27> * Willu sings “theres something in the air” and it’s gas <22:35:28> Fayt: Oh noes I have to use a GUN? I signed up for the free food! <22:35:31> Shin: I can’t use a gun, I am only… in the army <22:35:31> Northy: It would have been so hilarious if she accidentally shot someone right then. <22:36:05> Northy: Wow. Annihilate, eh? Who’s the army and who’s the terrorists, I wonder? <22:36:17> Willu: hmm he came up with this plan very fast <22:36:22> Shin: “blast doors”? <22:36:32> Willu: i wonder if hes always thought about how to take over the statioin <22:36:45> Fayt: Darth Vaders apprentice…. <22:36:58> Northy: Wow. What a marvellous plan. <22:37:09> Shin: if they just wanted to show they can fight back, why did they evacuate almost everyone? <22:37:10> Northy: I hope they meet up with miss Joykill. <22:37:36> Shin: …oh noes… tension! <22:37:37> Northy: Aaaany time now. <22:37:39> Willu: TENSHION <22:37:41> Fayt: It’s clobberin’ time! <22:37:50> Willu: SCREAM <22:37:50> Northy: Yeah, that’s it. Scream like pansies. <22:37:57> Fayt: Man what an anti-climax <22:38:01> Shin: BLAST! <22:38:08> Shin: BLOOD! <22:38:54> Willu: grab the loli as hostage you idiots <22:39:17> Fayt: and not finishing her off was good idea because? <22:39:25> Shin: dude, I am now annoyed. <22:39:30> Northy: How romantic. <22:39:42> Fayt: Here’s some of my blood. <22:39:50> Shin: check out the completely shameless excuse for music >.> no subtlety indeed <22:39:51> Northy: And here’s some of my vomit. <22:39:58> Willu: person that is helping with the computer room leaves to go and see how her crush is now that he got scratched on the cheek <22:40:24> Willu: i take it back, this show has no redeemable merits whatsoever <22:40:24> Northy: So, let’s review what we know. <22:40:31> Northy: 1. People arrive on starbase. <22:40:36> Northy: 2. Terrorists attack. <22:40:41> Fayt: People die <22:40:50> Northy: Breasts are grabbed. <22:40:52> Willu: We see Pantsu <22:40:55> Shin: 3. People leave the base for some reason. <22:41:06> Fayt: They saw a UFO? <22:41:13> Northy: ….. you know, secrecy is fine, but jesus…. <22:41:17> Shin: There is an annoying chick who is someone important <22:41:25> Northy: Oh yeah, let’s mix in some children for good measure. <22:41:30> Shin: now suddenly… serenity…. <22:41:39> Willu: and give them guns and tell them to kill the bad guys <22:41:45> Willu: END

<22:41:46> Northy: Serenity? In a terrorist attack?
<22:41:55> Shin: so ep 2 - calm. ep 3 - fight. ep 4 - serenity
<22:41:57> Fayt: Yeahhh, okay then..
<22:42:04> Willu: that was a useless episode
<22:42:12> Fayt: They’re all useless
<22:42:14> Northy: Like the other two.
<22:42:15> Shin: so far so bad
<22:42:19> Willu: yep
<22:42:45> Fayt: So what’s next?
<22:42:50> Northy: I seriously need a drink before we continue.
<22:43:01> Shin: me too
<22:43:01> Willu: pathetic yuriness
<22:43:34> Shin: I doubt that we are going to see a lamer episode tonight. seriously.
<22:43:44> Fayt: Who knows
<22:43:53> Fayt: With this stuff you can never be sure
<22:44:07> Willu: i have faith in strawberry panic to be worse
<22:44:24> Shin: worse yeah, but lamer? :))
<22:44:57> Willu: i see your point
<22:45:01> Shin: man, Soul Link tried to cram so much stuff into 3 eps but it’s like nothing relevant happened
<22:45:07> Shin: and the characters? who the fuck are they?
<22:45:13> Willu: yep
<22:45:21> Northy: Tried? No, it did not even fucking try.
<22:45:32> * Shin gets a drink
<22:45:33> Northy: it just slapped on the training wheels and let the bullets fly.
<22:46:18> Northy: Soul Link is the story about a bunch of completely random people doing a bunch of completely random things.