Uknighted Manganime Life is too short to watch bad anime

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Quote: “Episode 2″

<07:43:19> Willu: 5 <07:43:20> Willu: 4 <07:43:21> Willu: 3 <07:43:22> Willu: 2 <07:43:23> Willu: 1 <07:43:25> Willu: OMG ITS TEH YAOI <07:43:38> Alex: And one of us is going to enjoy it <07:43:43> Willu: Boy Love Academy welcomes you to boy love hyper ! <07:44:07> Willu: you know the OP isn’t that bad <07:44:11> Alex: This is one cheesy OP <07:44:15> Willu: hehe <07:44:19> Willu: i’ve heard worse <07:44:21> Willu: T_T <07:44:32> Alex: but not nearly enough kissing boys, where’s the yaoi here <07:44:43> Willu: its all in the tantalizing looks <07:44:53> Shini: lol <07:44:54> Alex: not enough for a true fangirl <07:44:56> Matrim: but gayness is in the air <07:45:06> Willu: lol at the 9 male characters and - females <07:45:24> Alex: no females <07:45:28> Matrim: I don’t think there will be any females <07:45:29> Willu: yep <07:45:36> Alex: they are all worried, how nice <07:45:44> Willu: mm if the bike got turned upside down <07:45:47> Willu: and landed on you <07:45:53> Willu: … you’d be pretty screwed <07:45:58> Alex: well it didn’t I am fine <07:46:03> Shini: but… not even a scratch… <07:46:07> Alex: and my but is going to be fine too <07:46:11> Alex: unlike his <07:46:16> Willu: the driver’s yaoiness protected him <07:46:24> Matrim: it’s a main character, they are resilient as cockroaches <07:46:38> Willu: i wonder if anyone will try CPR to revive a motorcycle victim ? <07:46:42> Alex: you can do him <07:46:51> Alex: if it all right now <07:47:04> Willu: hes giving BIRTH <07:47:21> Alex: male preg I love it <07:47:24> Shini: willu, only in fanfics <07:47:29> Willu: hehe <07:47:31> Shini: gah! a true fangirl… <07:47:41> Alex: ah, the embrace <07:47:47> Shini: man, that was lame <07:47:57> Matrim: ah, the longing look.. <07:47:57> Alex: and the look, no the LOOK <07:48:07> Alex: the then there’s the FEELING <07:48:10> Shini: that’s his bro, right? <07:48:21> Matrim: No, I think <07:48:34> Alex: well not sure, bit his something from the past <07:48:35> Shini: ah, Physical Exam time <07:48:38> Willu: no, thats some random guy that likes feeling up cute guys <07:48:50> Matrim: get naked! <07:48:56> Willu: wait for it Shini, i bet you the next episode of this has one of the students getting some sort of accidental medical treatment and falling pregnant <07:49:02> Alex: it’s yaoi, they all love looking at cute guys <07:49:20> Alex: I wish it was so, but sadly I <07:49:20> Shini: I refuse to believe that. Man preg is evil. <07:49:34> Alex: have to spoil you no male preg <07:49:37> Willu: awww <07:49:44> Matrim: The jealous look! <07:49:53> Alex: not even in the manga <07:50:05> Shini: running guys… again? is this some form of male fanservice? <07:50:14> Shini: ah, the BLUSH <07:50:16> Willu: Oh my god, he looked at me *BLUSH* <07:50:17> Alex: and they had their legs shaved <07:50:46> Willu: yes, to be a bum boy <07:50:47> Shini: why did the King save him? he could have stopped the motorcycle >.> <07:50:49> Matrim: You are accepted because you are gay, moron <07:50:52> Alex: the big question is who is going to do him first <07:51:15> Alex: ah he is asking for it *swoon* <07:51:16> Willu: this dialog is so corny… <07:51:22> Willu: its like im watching an american sitcom <07:51:25> Shini: this is so sudden <07:51:28> Matrim: and stupid and not funny <07:51:32> Shini: it’s like I am playing the game <07:51:42> Willu: its like im watching paint dry <07:51:44> Alex: hey, at least they are pretty <07:51:48> Willu: pretty paint <07:51:58> Shini: yes, they are prettier than those in Pri Pri, at least <07:52:12> Alex: not a hard thing <07:52:16> Shini: but the animation is beyond cheap <07:52:20> Willu: yep <07:52:24> Matrim: I hope the main character loses his speech ability soon <07:52:27> Willu: the animation reminds me of canvas <07:52:32> Alex: too many still shots with moving mouths <07:52:46> Shini: and pans of still images <07:52:59> Willu: mm gay hackers <07:53:03> Matrim: He dumped him! <07:53:11> Alex: of course and a few of them too <07:53:20> Alex: hackers that is <07:53:24> Willu: “but senpai, won’t you have a bath with me <07:53:27> Shini: “time to scout out more ass” <07:53:46> Alex: and see what fish is lured <07:53:51> Willu: he doesn’t seem the type to do the scouting <07:53:55> Shini: the twins annoy me <07:53:58> Matrim: don’t you just call japanese food “food” in Japan? <07:53:59> Willu: more like the sacrificial lamb <07:54:00> Alex: ah the stalkers are here <07:54:09> Shini: willu, it’s always the quiet ones <07:54:40> Alex: a savior is need desperately <07:54:49> Willu: these twins remind be of some bizzaro version of the twins in Ouran <07:54:57> Matrim: on a whte horse? <07:54:57> Shini: aaaand a savior is just round the corner <07:55:13> Alex: no way the Ouran twins are way better <07:55:14> Shini: the white horse is in StraPa <07:55:22> Willu: Alex> that was my point <07:55:35> Shini: oooh, it’s the same guy who played savior before <07:55:57> Willu: they didnt even show us the jump over the bridge <07:55:59> Alex: maybe he gets to get the boy at the end <07:56:00> Shini: man, he is hyper… <07:56:01> Willu: talk about cheap animation <07:56:19> Alex: My fave - the pink-haired <07:56:30> Willu: ooh the plot thickens <07:56:33> Shini: he reminds me of the Utena guys… <07:56:38> Willu: someone tried to kill the gay king <07:56:43> Willu: or something <07:56:45> Matrim: CIA should learn from these guys <07:56:58> Alex: together alone in the forest <07:57:12> Willu: and suddenly attacked <07:57:14> Alex: that calls for a feast <07:57:16> Shini: rofl <07:57:24> Willu: clothes were removed <07:57:26> Willu: violently <07:57:26> Matrim: ROFL! <07:57:27> Shini: you just pull someone like that, using an injured arm> <07:57:28> Shini: ? <07:57:30> Alex: taking his clothes off <07:57:42> Alex: *blush* <07:57:57> Willu: that guy is kind of like Frankenstein <07:58:01> Matrim: just take them off, the fangirls are waiting <07:58:11> Willu: ROFL <07:58:20> Alex: The feast began <07:58:24> Willu: “this guy… he just licked my elbow” <07:58:24> Shini: wtf? <07:58:28> Alex: *lick* <07:58:34> Shini: disturbing <07:58:38> Willu: this is ****ed up <07:58:39> Matrim: will he resist or go with the flow? <07:58:40> Alex: it must be good <07:58:48> Willu: suuuuure <07:58:56> Shini: man, that was doinky <07:59:00> Alex: it’s BL gakuen, of course go with the flow <07:59:04> Willu: since when does disinfecting constitute licking <07:59:12> Alex: hey there <07:59:12> Willu: thats the lamest excuse i’ve ever heard <07:59:19> Shini: and there was no visible wound there <07:59:22> Matrim: since one is bishounen <07:59:31> Alex: it is good for the fanservice <07:59:39> Shini: good thing he didn’t hurt other body parts though… <07:59:39> Matrim: the invisible wounds are the worst <07:59:40> Willu: i havent even seen that kind of thing in harems <08:00:03> Willu: lol Shini> imagine if he had hurt his thighs <08:00:20> Shini: “let me suck your… wound” <08:00:21> Matrim: Van Gogh wannabe! <08:00:23> Alex: I would have loved to see that <08:01:02> Matrim: the look again <08:01:17> Alex: He is the sad type the depressed guy <08:01:45> Shini: does the blonde guy ever not do some sport? <08:01:54> * Willu wonders which gay handsome character we will meet next <08:02:02> Matrim: close one <08:02:03> Shini: and here is out lucky winner <08:02:04> Willu: SPORTS GUY <08:02:06> Alex: hey that is the sport guy, that’s his trademark <08:02:19> Willu: ROFL <08:02:20> Shini: and he will meet every guy and…. the look <08:02:20> Shini: gah! the Uke Look <08:02:24> Alex: ah the LOOK again <08:02:28> Willu: ahahahaaaa <08:02:30> Alex: grab <08:02:32> Matrim: ROLF! THE LOOK! <08:02:33> Shini: “boku no honey” - rofl <08:02:46> Willu: omfg this is soooo freaking daft <08:02:58> Matrim: this sports guy has a totally girly voice <08:03:04> Alex: This one is rather straightforward <08:03:09> Shini: everyone assaults him <08:03:22> Alex: well that’s why he is there <08:03:23> Shini: eat… >.< <08:03:37> Alex: no bad, and they need it <08:03:38> Willu: he must have put on some really nice smelling deodorant <08:03:38> Shini: happy fangirl? <08:03:42> Shini: lol <08:03:49> Matrim: How many minutes of close ups on faces and eyes there were? 10? <08:04:03> Willu: this has to be the most gayest 20min of my life <08:04:14> Alex: ah, the dust is dangerous for his tender body <08:04:19> Shini: they are already fighting for him? <08:04:26> Matrim: duel for the uke! <08:04:41> Shini: this is lame, they barely know him <08:04:42> Alex: I hope more semes will appear <08:04:58> Alex: well they desire him , there’s no need to know the object of desire <08:04:58> Shini: a harem of semes <08:04:58> Shini: … <08:05:02> Matrim: More? Give the guy a break… <08:05:18> Alex: imagine how his but will feel <08:05:19> Shini: Alexis, and this is why I don’t like shows like this <08:05:30> Alex: on a second thought I’d rather not imagine it <08:05:44> Willu: baaaakaaa <08:05:59> Alex: exactly what a potential seme wants to hear, that he is like a mother <08:06:05> Willu: head <> desk <08:06:07> Matrim: Like Baa-chan? <08:06:11> Shini: grandma - very sexy <08:06:36> Willu: hes glad he came to BL Academy… <08:06:37> Matrim: Is the main character the biggest morn in all of anime? <08:06:51> Matrim: moron <08:06:54> Willu: yep <08:06:57> Shini: so… let’s recap… he is involved in an accident, he is assaulted by random guys… and he is happy as a clam? <08:07:01> Alex: no, I am sure there are some worse out there <08:07:29> Matrim: I don’t even remember what exactly happened and I am happy about that <08:07:29> Willu: Shini> getting his elbow licked by a random guy in a forest is worth noting <08:07:37> Alex: If he is lucky he’ll get assaulted even more in the next ep <08:07:45> Willu: Matrim> its you selective memory going into effect <08:07:57> Willu: in 3 hours we wont remember anything about this <08:08:04> Alex: that’s why the girls watch this, to see boy on boy action <08:08:06> Willu: except that we don’t want to watch it again <08:08:07> Shini: Alexis> this has nothing to do with luck. it’s all about genre <08:08:15> Alex: true <08:08:21> Shini: gaaaaaah.. more stupidity <08:08:30> Alex: I hate the way they promote the next ep-hamu <08:08:49> Willu: presenting the next level of stupidity <08:09:10> Alex: wavering feelings awaiting in the next ep <08:09:24> Shini: yeah, like they were so constant till now… >.> <08:09:25> Willu: END

<08:09:28> Matrim: wavering feelings? Unwavering crappiness though, I suspect
<08:09:50> Alex: it’s yaoi, I’ve seen worse you know
<08:09:50> Willu: im going to make some coffee, brb
<08:10:13> Matrim: I so need the new episode of Ouran right now
<08:10:17> Shini: Alexis > ?
<08:10:26> Shini: *explains* like what?
<08:10:36> * Shini doesn’t watch yaoi
<08:10:43> Alex: well I mean like the Legend of the blue wolves
<08:10:53> Shini: …. never even heard of it :))
<08:11:01> Alex: lucky you
<08:11:06> Shini: indeed
<08:11:09> Alex: that’s kind of yaoi mecha
<08:11:22> Shini: I am a shoujo ai fan
<08:11:22> Shini: I watched KanaMiko…
<08:11:33> Alex: it’s neither a good yaoi, and definitely not nearly good mecha
<08:11:37> Matrim: KanaMiko has the most awful mechas
<08:12:01> Alex: haven’t seen KanaMiko
<08:12:07> Shini: lucky you
<08:12:10> Willu: is there new Ouran eps out ???
<08:12:18> Alex: well ep 7
<08:12:21> Willu: WOOOOT
<08:12:23> Matrim: no, that’s the problem
<08:12:24> Alex: but not subbed
<08:12:27> Willu: ah
<08:12:32> Willu: you raised my hopes
<08:12:43> Alex: I saw it though, a nice one, not the best though
<08:12:49> Willu: and then cruelly dashed them against the rocks of elbow licks
<08:13:13> Shini: elbow licks - the new way of getting your rocks off?
<08:13:14> Alex: was it good, the rock and the licks
<08:13:47> Matrim: I think it’s nice way to lose your teeth if the victim resists too violently
<08:14:00> Willu: lol