Uknighted Manganime Life is too short to watch bad anime

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<08:14:04> Willu: ok. what have we got next, everyone got strawberry panic ?
<08:14:20> Shini: I have everything
<08:14:23> Matrim: yes, I even have two versions of it
<08:14:28> Willu: lol cool
<08:15:48> Alex: I even saw two eps of it today, to have some idea what to expect
<08:17:45> Shini: 5
<08:17:56> Shini: 4
<08:17:58> Shini: 3
<08:17:59> Shini: 2
<08:18:01> Shini: 1
<08:18:04> Shini: YURI POWA!
<08:18:16> Willu: VAMPIRE LESBIAN POWAR
<08:18:29> Alex: this has a school on top of a hill, just like in Gakuen Heaven
<08:18:34> Shini: this is the 4th version of the OP lyrics I see
<08:18:42> Shini: they are all doinky though :))
<08:18:51> Matrim: if you have watched marimite we can play a game - finding out the similarities. Whoever gets to 100 first wins
<08:19:02> Alex: I didn’t even look at the lyrics
<08:19:09> Willu: lol… I should watch that some time
<08:19:23> Shini: Alexis, I think that the scene where they first show the school was a rip off of Gokoujo Seitokai
<08:19:27> Willu: i tend to ignore lyics for synchro shows
<08:19:43> Alex: wow a prayer
<08:19:55> Willu: “Kami-sama, please let me find a girlfriend”
<08:19:55> Alex: I need a strong female-seme
<08:20:12> Matrim: Kami-sama will help, trust me
<08:20:14> Alex: that’s the yuri version of seme and uke anyway
<08:20:29> Alex: ah that’s the masculine girl
<08:20:35> Willu: za Prince !
<08:20:48> Matrim: the blush!
<08:20:49> Alex: Utena Ver 2
<08:20:52> Shini: ok… I have seen this before >.>
<08:21:17> Shini: “saintly chorus”…
<08:21:21> Alex: she looks soo clueless
<08:21:32> Shini: she _is_ clueless
<08:21:39> Willu: blah
<08:21:50> Willu: this animation is much nicer quality compared to Gakuen
<08:21:55> Matrim: and clumsy
<08:22:00> Alex: they manage to blush even in the church choir, that’s nice
<08:22:11> Shini: the saintly chorus prays for a horse riding competition?
<08:22:13> Alex: excited? huh?
<08:22:21> Shini: ah… the Manga! Rapist :))
<08:22:33> Willu: i love those uniforms… kawaii :\
<08:22:41> Matrim: yes, the Manga rapist
<08:22:45> Alex: she cant sleep
<08:23:05> Shini: “oneeeeeeee-sama”
<08:23:06> Willu: wow… doinky
<08:23:10> Matrim: the Spica (white uniforms) character are way cooler than the black uniforms
<08:23:10> Willu: DOINKY DOINKY DOINY
<08:23:13> Alex: the only blond among the dark girls
<08:23:26> Alex: to stand out, if one has missed her
<08:23:32> Willu: Alexis> thats how you tell she’s a main character ~_~
<08:23:49> Alex: this girl is more manly than most bishounen
<08:23:55> Shini: she looks so lame compared to the manga
<08:23:56> Matrim: that’ because only important characters have cloured hair, not black or brown
<08:24:01> Shini: well, they all do
<08:24:02> Willu: the characters are so bland, you need to look at their hair colour to tell them apart
<08:24:19> Matrim: Yes, she is so much better in the manga, especially Etoile
<08:24:28> Matrim: they, not she
<08:24:28> Alex: and they use the same hair same eyes in colouring too, so lame
<08:24:55> Willu: dooooiiinnnkky
<08:24:58> Shini: man, we get it. they are cool
<08:25:00> Alex: the Prince and the Princess of the school
<08:25:15> Alex: Shini>they are so not cool
<08:25:21> Matrim: Who is the King then
<08:25:24> Willu: some fairly decent music there
<08:25:37> Matrim: these hats are so funny
<08:25:39> Alex: King suggests (s)he is old
<08:25:40> Shini: pumpkins…? lol
<08:25:42> Alex: not good
<08:26:06> Willu: the king is the old man that spends all day peering through the fence into the girls high schools
<08:26:20> Alex: they show a lot of legs for someone in a church school
<08:26:38> Alex: ah, she makes for the lack of sleep in the night
<08:26:43> Willu: bah, the only use the Japanese have for churches is as props
<08:26:46> Matrim: .that’s a church school where they are openly lesbian so everything goes
<08:26:52> Willu: yep
<08:26:59> Shini: …
<08:27:00> Willu: look at the nuns in Mai Hime
<08:27:03> Shini: way to stand out
<08:27:06> Alex: that was so dull
<08:27:12> Willu: OMG, I AM LIKE FLAT
<08:27:28> Willu: that was sad man….
<08:27:32> Willu: really really sad
<08:27:34> Alex: let’s try again
<08:27:38> Willu: REPEATO
<08:27:43> Alex: no one messing this time
<08:27:51> Willu: white lilies….
<08:28:03> Willu: wow, they aren’t being that subtle there
<08:28:11> Alex: we almost but not really see her panties
<08:28:21> Matrim: this show doesn’t know the meaning of subtle
<08:28:28> Shini: more random council talk
<08:28:41> * Willu yawns
<08:29:02> Willu: such pretty animation
<08:29:06> * Willu enjoys
<08:29:06> Alex: Me thinks this is when a boy must cross-dress and apply for the new Etoile
<08:29:15> * Shini drinks more Pepsi
<08:29:28> Shini: no, no more drag this season…
<08:29:33> Shini: shower scene!
<08:29:34> Alex: ah, the obligatory bath scene
<08:29:42> Willu: FANSERVICE
<08:29:47> Alex: well shower
<08:29:56> Matrim: argh, I am a few second behind, it seems
<08:30:10> Willu: they should make some of the girls dress up as men and have them around for all the girls to enjoy
<08:30:15> Alex: a kiss to wake up, I am afraid to fall asleep
<08:30:27> Shini: Yaya is so much nicer and stuff than in the manga that it’s like she is a dif chara
<08:30:35> Willu: ( Matrim 13:00 on my mark)
<08:30:40> Alex: thay are all lesbians, they won’t enjoy it
<08:30:53> Willu: damm i forgot about that
<08:31:05> Willu: ( mark)
<08:31:15> Alex: besides that would be a rip of Pri Pri and it is as bad as it is
<08:31:19> Willu: hehe
<08:31:25> Willu: whats one more rip off
<08:31:32> Willu: when they already have so many
<08:31:54> Alex: a the angel, Tenshi
<08:31:55> Shini: it only rips off good shows, which Pri Prin is not
<08:32:01> Matrim: someone claimed the the maid uniforms in the next SP ep were a rip off of PRi Pri so you may be onto something
<08:32:28> Willu: for a plot, this is awfully boring
<08:32:35> Alex: They started together, how can they rip one another
<08:32:47> Alex: there is plot?
<08:32:50> Shini: this is the plot?
<08:32:51> Matrim: plot? Where?
<08:32:52> Willu: i think so
<08:33:04> Alex: why they didn’t put any in my version
<08:33:08> Willu: lol
<08:33:17> Shini: AGAIN? this is the 3rd time we see that in this ep
<08:33:22> Alex: this one sings just for the sake of it, whenever she gets the chance
<08:33:26> Willu: the plot is girl angsts over senpai she likes
<08:33:35> Willu: then senpai comes and tells her that she likes her
<08:33:38> Shini: but the Prince hears her
<08:33:41> Alex: they don’t even angst well
<08:33:46> Matrim: You guessed it
<08:33:58> Willu: Shinji was such a better angster
<08:34:02> Alex: and the blond has to get the voice-strings removed
<08:34:06> Alex: urgently
<08:34:11> Willu: “Shut up Wrench, you’ll scare the horses”
<08:34:12> Shini: wee… surprise! >..>
<08:34:36> Alex: well you got your sleep in the church
<08:34:55> Shini: “i couldn’t sleep without you next to me”
<08:35:03> Alex: it is bad for the horses to practice in the night
<08:35:19> Alex: might trip and sprain or break something
<08:35:22> Matrim: It’s to escape the fangirsl, you see
<08:35:30> Willu: i have an idea
<08:35:41> Willu: use the fan girls as jumps
<08:35:42> Alex: give her your coat
<08:35:53> Shini: they ride together into the sunrise and the anime is over?
<08:35:54> Alex: ah, she did
<08:35:55> Willu: if the horse doesn’t make the jump
<08:36:04> Willu: at least theres a few fan girls less in the world
<08:36:11> Willu: ;D
<08:36:17> Matrim: it would if it was a western yuri…brokeback mounitain 2
<08:36:37> Alex: no, Brokeback was horrible
<08:36:45> Shini: the saddest part is that she is a better chara that Shizuma
<08:36:52> Willu: omg i can feel her boobies !
<08:36:55> Shini: ah, touch my
<08:36:57> Shini: lol
<08:36:59> Matrim: everyone is
<08:37:05> Alex: I think anyone is better than Etoile
<08:37:11> Matrim: better than Shizuma that is
<08:37:16> Shini: not Nagisa
<08:37:24> Alex: ah, sorry
<08:37:24> Willu: Shizuru should be in this anime
<08:37:31> Willu: she would pwn Etoile
<08:37:38> Shini: Shizuru should be in any anime
<08:37:41> Alex: no please, enough predators already
<08:37:44> Matrim: She IS in this anime, it’s just her name is a bit changed
<08:37:47> Willu: lol
<08:37:57> Willu: they even look similar
<08:37:59> Alex: Shizuru should be banned with a law
<08:38:09> Willu: Shizuru should be burned as a witch
<08:38:17> Shini: …I liked Shizuru…
<08:38:27> Willu: <3 natsuki
<08:38:34> Shini: yeah, that too
<08:38:35> Alex: poor horse, he doesn’t like her singing, so he ran away
<08:38:51> Matrim: the horse seems smarter than some characters
<08:38:55> Willu: man you can tell this anime is boring…. we’re talking about anime animes characters because these ones are so dull
<08:38:55> Shini: well… someone does ride into the sunrise - lol
<08:38:57> Alex: the sunrise
<08:39:14> Shini: well, we talked about other anime during Pri Pri too
<08:39:20> Willu: wow… her crush is going to be bad now…
<08:39:22> Shini: Yaya - jealous?
<08:39:25> Alex: I’ll get it out of you, one way or another
<08:39:28> Shini: YES!
<08:39:31> Willu: RAPE
<08:39:37> Matrim: it’s guilty pleasure, I actually enjoy it
<08:39:53> Willu: only thing i enjoy about this is the animation
<08:39:55> Willu: its sooo nice
<08:39:56> Matrim: the anime ,not the rape, I mean
<08:39:59> Willu: rofl
<08:40:00> Alex: I know what you mean, I feel so with Pri Pri
<08:40:11> Alex: Well rape has it’s good sides
<08:40:19> Alex: moves the plot
<08:40:23> Willu: lol
<08:40:27> Willu: yeah, if its in Suzuka its encouraged
<08:40:31> Matrim: the character designs are somewhat annoying though
<08:40:35> Shini: well, this wasn’t horrible
<08:40:35> Alex: and the characters get to know each other more intimately
<08:40:39> Willu: yaya, gay live action ED
<08:40:42> Alex: I hate the ED
<08:40:43> Shini: in fact if only this anime wasn’t about Nagisa and Shizuma, it might stand a chance
<08:40:43> Willu: in high resolution
<08:41:00> Shini: the ED is just fucked up
<08:41:10> Matrim: yes, Nagisa and Shizuma drag it to the bottom
<08:41:16> Alex: the lesbian-looking singers have awful voices
<08:41:28> Willu: the voices dont bother me
<08:41:32> Willu: the lyrics…
<08:41:37> Alex: not that it floats that close to the surface
<08:41:38> Matrim: these are the seiyuss
<08:41:53> Shini: are they?
<08:42:00> Shini: I thought it’s just Nagisa’s
<08:42:06> Shini: and the other is not Shizuma’s
<08:42:06> Alex: tha would explain why they can’t sing
<08:42:21> Alex: Oh, good it ended
<08:42:22> Matrim: yes, I think they are, for Tamao and Nagisa
<08:42:31> Willu: ooh that sounds….. interesting
<08:42:33> Shini: yeah, sth like that…
<08:42:35> Willu: younger sisters