Uknighted Manganime Life is too short to watch bad anime

Pg00 - cover
Willuknight: and behold the braless person with animal thingies all over her
Tsuyoshi: Egads! The dust spirtes things from Spirited Away have escaped into a shonen manga. And they seem to be enjoying it..
Willuknight: hmm i didn’t know breasts were that reflective
Tsuyoshi: Or that shiny.
Willuknight: lol at those thingies peeking out of her skirt

Pg01
Willuknight: no translation for sfx ~_~ LAZY
Willuknight: “let me introduce our main character, in her spare time, she likes dumping little animals in the park, in the rain”
Tsuyoshi: But they translate the “haa” sounds. Guess the hamsters are far more important. =)

Tsuyoshi: And that’s one giant sunflower.

Pg02
Willuknight: ooookay
Tsuyoshi: There’s something very wrong with that title..
Willuknight: now this is getting weird
Willuknight: lots of ha’s and not much meaning

Pg03
Willuknight: *pg04
Willuknight: is it just me or does “animal behavior” and chp2 title of “the birth” suggest something i’d rather not think about
Willuknight: *behavior
Tsuyoshi: It’s not just you.
Willuknight: its “Something Suspicious” ~_~

Pg05
Tsuyoshi: Oh, NOW they translate sounds.
Tsuyoshi: Otogi sounds like a Japanese dish.
Willuknight: someone once told me that they should kill all the damm annoying cicadas in anime
Willuknight: i guess it applies to manga too

Tsuyoshi: EVA pissed me off after a while in that respect.

Pg06
Willuknight: “remember kids, drive safely”
Tsuyoshi: Ooh PANTIES YAYS1!11
Willuknight: *remember even
Tsuyoshi: I kinda wish she fell…
Willuknight: its it panties or those weird short like things whose name i can’t remember
Willuknight: they were a plot point in I ME MY Strawberry eggs ~_~

Pg07
Willuknight: weird character designs for the sister
Tsuyoshi: Not just her. Everyone.
Willuknight: yeah, but the sister especially
Willuknight: ;D
Willuknight: more untranslated sfx
Tsuyoshi: Watch out for that car!!
* Willuknight wonders if it will remind them of a tragic car accident in which their parents died

Pg08
Willuknight: where did the car go ?
Willuknight: it like completely vanished ~_~
Tsuyoshi: It disappeared. It’s magic!!
Tsuyoshi: Like how people get paid to draw this.
Willuknight: it flew off on its way to hogwarts
Willuknight: and took along with it all the sfx translations

Pg09
Willuknight: nothing to say, beyond this is weird
Tsuyoshi: I think it’s funny how the main girl has the gall to yell at her sister when her recklessness was the thing that almost got them killed.

Pg10
Willuknight: “my life….is strange….”
Tsuyoshi: Strange things are happening to me. Strange things.. -song from Toy Story
Willuknight: “who ya gonna call”
Tsuyoshi: Ghostbusters? X-Files? MIB? Mickey Rooney? All kinds of people.

Pg11
Willuknight: -_-
Tsuyoshi: No comment.
Willuknight: so rena sees a couple kissing, and her heart starts beating faster…. NEXT

Pg12
Willuknight: it gets worse ~_~
Willuknight: hey, they finally started translating the sound effects ! ;p;
Willuknight: they seem to like these more then the others 0_o
Tsuyoshi: Yes, but I wish they didn’t use this particular moment to do so. When a girl is getting turned on.
Willuknight: i really don’t like where this is going

Pg13
Tsuyoshi: Rena’s sister looks like Chiyo-chan. Like that girl from Mahoraba.
Willuknight: ~_~
Willuknight: so the weird girl that started panting sends her sister off ahead, and goes into the woods
Willuknight: wow, this story is GOLD ! gold i tell you
Willuknight: ~_~
Tsuyoshi: Where the manga really starts hitting the fan.

Pg14
Willuknight: fanservice
Tsuyoshi: b00bies!! LOL
Willuknight: special camera anglel!!

Pg15
Willuknight: rena has a “H” feeling !!!!1111
Tsuyoshi: “An H Feeling”. And this, my friends, is when I wonder if the people at Kodansha play drinking games before allowing a manga to be licensed.
* Willuknight almost wishes that we had done “me and mah sis”
Tsuyoshi: Almost. Me and my sis’s character deisngs hurt my eyes,

Pg16
Willuknight: ooookay
Willuknight: lets skip this page
Tsuyoshi: agreed
Willuknight: pantsu ~_~
Tsuyoshi: “It’s just like animal behavior”. I swear, people, this is not a hentai manga.
Willuknight: if it looks like a hentai, acts like a hentai… what do you know, its shonen!

Pg17
* Willuknight is wishing he’d read more of suzuka instead
Tsuyoshi: Y’know, maybe we should’ve done Me and My Sis. At least no one masturbates in forests in that manga.
Willuknight: yeah
Willuknight: im thinking that that is a plot point i do not wish to explore
Tsuyoshi: At least we’re spared of the hamsters in this chapter (mostly).

Pg18
Willuknight: its an American !
Tsuyoshi: I didn’t know Ash Ketchum was in this manga!
Willuknight: more and more annoying characters
Willuknight: ooh look, the kid touched her ass… KOMEDY

Tsuyoshi: It’s not funny when a kid does it…it’s not funny when a old man does it…why do mangaka thinks it’s funny?
Tsuyoshi: You don’t see girls touching guys’ butts, do ya?
Willuknight: because the magaka secretly longs to go around slapping girls on the butt ?
* Willuknight is glad he is not a female in japan
Tsuyoshi: You said it.

Pg19
Tsuyoshi: Boobies!
Tsuyoshi: I find it sad that bobbies are the best part of this manga.
Willuknight: i shudder at the last speech bubble
Willuknight: “i suppose he’ll want to use both hands now”
Tsuyoshi: There’s all kinds of things wrong with what she just said.
Willuknight: so, shes making a joke, about this younger kid that wants to touch her boobies ?
Willuknight: ~_~
Willuknight: eck
Tsuyoshi: Where’s that barfing emoticon when you need it?

Pg20
Willuknight: yay best page in the manga
Tsuyoshi: That’s some nice scenery.
Tsuyoshi: And no perverted hijinx, either.
Willuknight: thats where it shines

Pg21
Willuknight: *pg22
Willuknight: another normal page!!!
Tsuyoshi: If anime and manga has taught me anything, it’s that everyplace in Japan is invested with ghosts or spirits.
Tsuyoshi: And stone statues.
Willuknight: why do I get the feeling that if there are ghosts, they will be perverted ghosts
Tsuyoshi: Like in Usagi de Cue?
Willuknight: i don’t know that
Tsuyoshi: http://themanime.org/viewreview.php?id=359
Tsuyoshi: To quote from the review: “Let’s see here - we’ve crossed Saki from Sukeban Deka with a really horny rabbit that wants nothing more than to hump the main character’s leg. Gee, what a real winner we’ve got here!”.
Willuknight: from the synopsis of this manga : “little hamster things make rena want to have sex”
Willuknight: oookay
Tsuyoshi: Yeah…that’s much worse.

Pg23
Willuknight: hmm creepy mayor
Tsuyoshi: Still the only character in the cast I wouldn’t shoot on sit in real life.
Tsuyoshi: sight*

Pg24
Willuknight: hmm “my dad manages this sports center”
Willuknight: at least its original
Willuknight: i just hope they stay out of the locker room
Tsuyoshi: Named Axel. Which is also original.
Willuknight: otherwise this will remind me of the bathhouse clich
Tsuyoshi: Nothing like that in the first two chapters. I think.
Willuknight: Tails> their competitor is named sports club radiator

Pg25
Willuknight: buttastic !
Willuknight: and its shiny!
Tsuyoshi: “I like physical activities”. We know what you REALLY mean, o one of the shiny butt. ^_~
* Willuknight dreads the 2nd reason she likes going to the gym
Willuknight: knowing this manga…

Pg26
Willuknight: phew
Tsuyoshi: Another gawker.
Willuknight: something tells me hes a secret admirer
Willuknight: who over the duration of the manga
Willuknight: will work up his courage to confess
Willuknight: ~_~
Tsuyoshi: To the girl with the shiny butt.
Tsuyoshi: No one else’s is shiny.
Willuknight: may her radiance be ever glowing, like a warning light
Tsuyoshi: THOSE POOR PEOPLE ;_;

Pg27
Willuknight: hmm
Tsuyoshi: Wow. Those chicks have shiny butts too.
Tsuyoshi: Sort of.
Willuknight: not as shiny as rinas !

Tsuyoshi: Nope. Rena’s special.
Willuknight: she has a special butt light

Pg28
Willuknight: ahh the normal love scene
Willuknight: or whatever
Tsuyoshi: Takamichi? They got Mahou Sensei Negima in my horny hamster manga.
* Willuknight wonders why you’d give a pot of flowers to a guy
Tsuyoshi: I wonder why he’s carrying them around in a gym?
* Willuknight wonders if its a not so subtle reference to his sexuality
Willuknight: actually i’d rather not know that
Tsuyoshi: He’s FABULOUS!

Pg29
Willuknight: hmm he collects flowers
Willuknight: fabulous!
Willuknight: nooo more translated sfx…
Tsuyoshi: Normal love scene…FAILED.

Pg30
Willuknight: staying cool - FAILED
Tsuyoshi: EARTHQUAKE!!

Pg31
* Willuknight whimpers
Willuknight: nooo someone save me
Tsuyoshi: Attack of the untranslated SFX!
Tsuyoshi: Horny high school girl alert. Sound the alarms!

Pg32
Willuknight: the imminent attack is delayed
Tsuyoshi: Creepy Chiyo-chan clone scares me.
Willuknight: she reiminds me of that girl in love hina actually
Willuknight: can’t remember the name ~_~
Willuknight: the indian one
Tsuyoshi: Su. Except Su was cute.
Willuknight: yeah, kaolla su

Pg33
Willuknight: something tells me shes biking back too the woods ~_~
Willuknight: please let me be wrong
Tsuyoshi: Somewhat..

Pg34
Willuknight: are o-> male signs ?
Tsuyoshi: Yeah -_- Male signs.
Willuknight: groan

Pg35
Willuknight: haha
Willuknight: thats actually amusing
Willuknight: or my sense of humour has gotten deprived in 35 pages
Tsuyoshi: She looks like she’s going to kill him.
Tsuyoshi: Only 16 to go!!
* Willuknight hums final countdown

Pg36
Willuknight: hey, its creepy perverted little kid… KOMEDY incoming
Tsuyoshi: Hello, Ash!

Pg37
Willuknight: eh? he knocked her off the bike…
Tsuyoshi: But they don’t show it. It’s MAGIC!!
Willuknight: yeah
Willuknight: totally missing pane there

Pg38
Willuknight: ~_~
Willuknight: this is feeling like a bad hentai
Tsuyoshi: 11 year-old boys should not be seeing “erotic” in any form whatsoever.
Willuknight: indeed
Willuknight: TERRIBLE

Pg39
Tsuyoshi: Panties.
Willuknight: -_-
Tsuyoshi: “I can’t take it any more!” You and me both, girlfriend.
Willuknight: “i can’t take this anymore” - please let this indicate that she is going to grab him and jump off a cliff together
Willuknight: preferably a very high cliff

Tsuyoshi: And take everyone with her.

Pg40
Willuknight: Noooooooooo
Willuknight: DOINKY
Willuknight: worse then doinky
Willuknight: i need a new word
Willuknight: Travisty comes close
Willuknight: i shall now call evens like this insanaus
Tsuyoshi: Travidoniky.
* Willuknight points to sign that says san-aus
Tsuyoshi: “MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!”
Willuknight: and it shall stand for insane and insidious

Pg41
Willuknight: ~_~ it gets worse
Willuknight: she drags the 11 yr old off to a private place
Tsuyoshi: “Where are you raking me”? To the cliff Willuknight talked about earlier, we hope..
* Willuknight hangs on to that hope

Pg42
Willuknight: ok
Willuknight: congratulations on your new low
Tsuyoshi: At least that kid has limits, unlike Rena.
Willuknight: well its one way to get rid of him
Tsuyoshi: You wish. It even gets worse.
Willuknight: too bad that wasn’t the motivation for the offer of free gropage

Pg43
Willuknight: no comment
Willuknight: and i don’t think that rena is just “a little strange”
Tsuyoshi: Squeeze. To say anymore would require a censor.
Willuknight: i missed that
Willuknight: thankyou for pointing it out :S
* Willuknight runs away screaming

Pg44
Willuknight: 0_0
Tsuyoshi: Dear Sweet Jebus on a stick. THEY’RE MAKING OUT!! O_O
Willuknight: ok, i thought the idea was that this wasnt hentai
Willuknight: i don’t think that thats all they’re doing
Willuknight: this is officially the worst manga ive ever had the misfortune to read
Willuknight: for the record, im starting to think this was a bad idea for a synchro…
Willuknight: i thought it was less…. obvious
Willuknight: *would be

Pg45

Pg46
Willuknight: actually
Willuknight: i just lost any motivation i had for reading any more of this
Tsuyoshi: Mommy, make the bad things go away. ;_;
Tsuyoshi: Be thankful this was never animated.
Willuknight: LOL /me agrees
Tsuyoshi: This goes on for SEVEN VOLUMES.
Willuknight: ~_~
Willuknight: lets not go there
Willuknight: really
Tsuyoshi: I have two chapters. That’s 60 too many.
Willuknight: try and finish this as fast as possible
Willuknight: then we burn it
Willuknight: then we forget
Tsuyoshi: I’m still wondering why Kodahsna greenlighted this piece of crap.
Willuknight: im wondering why animewaves released it

Pg47
Willuknight: boobies
Tsuyoshi: Once again, the only highlight of this manga.
Willuknight: for me the highlight of this, was at the start when it looked like they were going to crash into that car
Tsuyoshi: Mine too. And that very pretty map.
Willuknight: indeed
Willuknight: 4 pages left

Pg48
Willuknight: well that was painless
Willuknight: 3 pages left
Willuknight: done

Pg49
Willuknight: what legend ~_~
Willuknight: what otogi
Willuknight: STUPID STUPID PLOT

Pg50
Tsuyoshi: Hamsters will be the end of us all.
Willuknight: FINISHED
Willuknight: conclusion: tame hentai with delusions of grandeur
Tsuyoshi: Page 51 shows FIVE PEOPLE producing this. Pity them.
Willuknight: more like fear them
Tsuyoshi: Except the main mangaka.
Tsuyoshi: Him we should kill.
Willuknight: yes
Willuknight: i concur
Tsuyoshi: I won’t subject you to anymore of this.